Now Playing Tracks





Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations


Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice)



As October nears, Ollie’s tank will participate more and more, but for now he has this. 

My silly baby is so active and friendly until the camera is out. Then he droops his fins and acts like a bump on a log. The remaining black spot on his tail, that had been hanging on for months, disappeared the day after Iris passed. Like it was staying for some odd reason then had not a reason to remain after she left.. He’s completely orange now and growing more vibrant every day. 

What a beautiful baby!

We make Tumblr themes